So I was on Wattpad in the Cafe, and one person had: Describe this person from their profile pic!
I, of course, grinned devilishly, and when I saw that the person picture was one of some douchebag teenage model with their head cut off (such as used for Abercrombie and Fitch), I knew what type of shitstorm would rain on them today.
My reply:
A fleshy humanoid - a young one at that. They consist of 35 litres of water, 25 kilograms of carbon, 4 litres of ammonia, 1.5 kilograms of lime, 800 grams of phosphorous, 250 grams of salt, 100 grams of saltpeter, 80 grams of sulfur, 7.5 grams of fluorine, 5 grams of iron, 3 grams of silicon, and a litt